Sir Robert Elmar Whiting Nightowl the Third

For one of our tutorial sessions, we had to write what we would include in our practice websites. We had to come up with an imaginary friend. Me being me, I couldn't resist the opportunity to do something hilarious.

- About me -
Name: Sir Robert Elmar George Whiting Nightowl the Third
Age: Incalculable
Address: (TBC) 532326 Sesame Street, Ogdenville, State of Mississippi, United States of America, Earth, Milky Way, Local Galaxy Cluster, The Known Universe
Family: One of seventeen brothers and three sisters.
Home info: The entire family of 325 live under one roof. And that's it. They didn't bother with walls.
Schooling: Studied at every major university in the United Kingdom over the course of just 17 years, and even dabbled in a bit of Harvard Law School.
Friends: With so many brothers and sisters, it was easy for Sir Robert Elmar George Whiting Nightowl the Third to make friends, and is now sporting up to and over 10 friends on Facebook.
Favourite Colour: Terracotta.
Music: A mix of Beethoven and Tinchy Stryder.
TV: Sir Robert Elmar George Whiting Nightowl the Third does not have time for television, such as other puny mortals do.
Special Skills: He has the ability to vaporise his enemies with laser beams that shoot out of his eyes. Afterwards he leaves his calling card. A single moth set in granite.

- My Interests -
Aside from the typical sports such as stamp collecting, playing the piano and reading the newspaper, Sir Robert likes to play croquet with the lads down in the gardens of his local pub.
He also likes to take part in student riots, fixing up old cars, setting fire to OAPs, flash mobbing, line dancing, website design and he is also a hardcore gamer. He's a level 60 warlock, don't you know?

- One Interest -
The sport of setting fire to OAPs may sound dangerous, but with all of the safey regulations that Sir Robert helped form himself, the sport is now considered quite safe.
Essentially you run along the street with any kind of rudamentary flamethrower, be it a can of deodorant and a lighter or something a bit more lethal, and then find and old person.
Once the old person has been sighted, you should quickly throw a fireproof sheet over them and then set them alight. Then the chase begins.
Laying in wait in nearby bushes are "seekers" who will chase down the old person, who is now on fire, and attempt to tackle them.
No firefighting equipment must be used, and the first person to successfully take down the OAP and extinguish the fire.

The following safety precautions must be taken before attempting this sport:
-Make sure to wear the appropriate safety gear. Leather is a very good flame-resistant material. Wearing all black leather makes you nearly invisible to the OAPs.
-OAPs are usually dangerous and manipulative. Wear earmuffs at all times. If you hear the words "Those damned kids!" then immediately run or set the OAP on fire as quickly as possible.
-Be sensible; only extremely combustible substances should be used for maximum effect.

I can't wait to make this website.